NBC's Whitney aired its latest episode last night. This may have been the funniest episode of season one.
Lily has Neil, Whitney has Alex, Roxanne's back with Lance and, look, Mark's speaking to that woman at the bar that he's been with for two nights now. Neil jokes that Mark thinks he's people.
But Mark's ending it with the woman. And they ask him why and he says that you know within 48 hours. This leads to Whitney and Alex remembering their first 48 hours.
It was very funny.
They met at the bar and Whitney was so rude to him. Then she kisses him. Then she insults him. Then she says she's leaving and walks off. A few feet later, she stops and asks, "Are you coming?"
They sleep together.
After she claims to not remember his name and he tells her she "said it a few times" last night.
Whitney stops, stares at him, "Your name is 'Slow Down'?"
That was really funny.
The whole episode was funny. And back then, Alex didn't have greasy hair and he shaved. Whitney told him, "You need to get some product for your hair because you look like Courtney Cox."
She leaves. The next night, they're both on dates at the same place. They slip away and have sex in the bathroom giving Lily the funniest line of the whole show.
Lily: You had sex in the men's bathroom? Thank God, your feet never touched the ground.
It was hilarious.
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