This was the first new episode since the show moved to Wednesday nights. And it was hilarious.
The Christmas episode spent too much time with guest stars. This one was about Whitney, Alex, Neal and Lily.
After catching Alex, Whitney tells Lily and Roxanne about it, "But I did walk in on Alex you know what's-ter-bating."
They want details and she tells them, "In the bedroom. Above the covers."
Lily can't get over that, "Above the corners. That is going to haunt me. Were his toes pointed or curled?" Whitney explains that she doesn't know because "he was wearing socks."
Lily shakes her head, "They really just take them off for us, don't they."
Roxanne shares that she walked in on her husband masturbating repeatedly. In fact, "I caught Lance so much that he couldn't finish unless I walked in."
Whitney had a nice physical built where she showed Lily and Roxanne "the look on his face. He looked like he was killing someone. And liked it." It was very funny.
When Alex found out that Whitney told Lily and Roxanne he was angry. It was okay to walk in, that was an accident. But it wasn't an accident to tell Lily and Roxanne. He was really mad.
Whitney: So now I really feel ba that I told your mom.
Alex: You told my mom!
Whitney: Hey I figured she could relate. We just like shared stories --
Whitney: I'm kidding but now the whole Lily-Roxanne thing doesn't seem so bad, does it?
It was a hilarious episode. If you haven't seen it already, go stream it.
Whitney tries to make up by exposing her secrets including that she went to Mardi Gras and, as the video shows -- that she, Alex, Lily, Neal, Mark and Roxanne watch -- she wanted some beads. (She went topless.) She says, "This was even more embarrassing than when my dad told me about the DVD in the first place."
Here's C.I.'s "Iraq snapshot:"