Poor Beyonce, reportedly married to a closeted gay man, no talent to speak of, busting her ass to find the relevancy of TLC but unable to think about anything much more 'liberated' than telling a man to 'put a ring on it'. She can't act and she's really ugly on the big screen.
All she's got to pimp is Barack. Maybe it'll make her look straight, right?
Beyonce is a tired little bitch who needs to face the fact that White America embraced her (I'd argue briefly) but those of us in Black America will never forget how she destroyed Destiny's Child in order to trot her ass onstage in Pampers.
She's a no neck little monster and someone told bitch we needed her political opinions. Does she not realize she's ten years older than when she was considered 'hot' and that America's growing tired of her?
I guess not. If she were smart, she'd have had a baby by now to dispell the lesbian rumors.
But she's not very smart. Products usually aren't.
And as a product, she responds to Barack, another product.
In the meantime, as she gets older and older, Katey Perry's nailing the radio with "Last Friday Night," the sort of song Beyonce could have nailed . . . in 200.
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