First off, in my day, I ruled the court, thank you very much. And I happen to know a thing or two so let's talk what really happened. Phillip, based on the pool report, reports that the Princess had his little head everywhere but in the game:
Decerega, who played for the opposing team, turned into the president—who was playing defense—to take a shot and elbowed Obama in the lip during the last of five games at a gym at Fort McNair, a nearby Army base in Washington.
Now why would anyone be so stupid? Because every sucks up to Barry and no one plays tough with Barry. It's always, "Wow, Barry! You de man! Look at that, you beat us all again!" They do that on the golf course as well and Barack's so pathetic he likes to believe that being elected president made him a good player (he was a barely decent basketball player in high school, barely decent) and that he's the new Natalie Gulbis of the links.
Second, little princess gets a few stiches -- I never got stiches and I had two elbows to my lip including once when I was grabbing the ball on a rebound and gearing up for a jump shot -- and goes into hiding. It's like the story of Two Face (comic book character in Batman world), "Oh my pretty face! My pretty, pretty face!" Abby Phillip's report notes that he watched from the White House window as Michelle and the girls went out to see the tree delivered. Poor, little princess, must stay away from the cameras and might even be left with a tiny scar.
If you ever doubt just how weak Barry is, there you go.
Here's C.I.'s "Iraq snapshot:"